People Spell the Word “Penis” with their Shadows
A really beautiful composition of light and shadow.
Bark twice to say no to a date and insult my manhood in front of an entire nightclub full of people.
TYT is totally catching on…
to the fact that I am going to someday be on their show.
I mean, it’s not like it’s a secret... ;)
im literally thiiis close to blocking you *right hand with index finger and thumb a centimeter apart*
I love it when you talk dirty to me.
ONE DIRECTION IS AMAZING FUCK OFF
You know? See, I’m willing to bet they’d be an amazing fuck, but as I said, I wouldn’t know. I haven’t been in their pants. If you could contact them and ask, I’d be honored to fuck. But all I know right now is n’sync and New kids on the block, and while something is better than nothing, I’d rather be with someone you describe as ‘amazing.’ So, if you could contact them for me, I’d be immensely grateful!
THEY ARE THE MOST AMAZING THING TO EVER WALK THE EARTH!! DIRECTIONER POWER!!!
AnonymousI know! Rebecca Black is like my favorite singer ever! She’s so sincere! One Directions fine. I’d only be a fan if I knew I had a chance at getting in bed with all of them at the same time. But no, that’s why I prefer New Kids on The Block. They’re not big anymore, so it’s easier to get in their pants.
